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Alicia Meets The Porn Loser

scorevideos.nospamplease@nospam.pornlivenews.com — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:30:00 +0000

The Porn Loser series is based on the website PornLoser.com. In every episode, the bumbling incompetent tries his cock at making porn videos with extremely hot girls but he never quite gets his videos right. He just fucks it up technically. He gets the hard wood up all right, screws them no better or worse than the average dude...he's no pounding stud...and can give them a decent amount of man-goo on their pretty faces and on their tongues...which seems to leak out more than spurt out (he really should see a doctor about that). The Porn Loser nails a hot bitch named Alicia in this episode. If she thought she was on her way to porn success fucking this dude, man, did she screw up.

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Tori Meets The Porn Loser

scorevideos.nospamplease@nospam.pornlivenews.com — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:30:00 +0000

Tori must have thought she was on her way to success in the porn world by creating the annoying name "Cumstar.? That was kinda jumping the gun, especially when she decided to answer the Loser's ad as opposed to say, "The Ten Inch Cock Army.? Tori is very cute in the girl-next-door way. She's like the kind of cute girl who takes pictures of herself and her girlfriends getting drunk and making hand signs at a club and then posts them on Myspace, Flickr or Webshots. Tori is more proactive than most girls the Loser hires to bang. This is her first porn vid. She enjoys stripping her clothes off in a natural, unpolished way. "Do you like my pussy?" she says to him. She wants to be a total porn whore in the pro-porn movie industry. "I want to make you real hard. I always have these crazy ideas about sex, and I masturbate like crazy. I'm a Gemini. I'm really sexually open. I told my sister I'm doing this." The Loser...the Don Knotts of porn...fumbles as usual. We really wish this clod would man-up. These chicks are here to serve you, asshole. Stop being a wimp. Ah, what's the use...

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Andi Meets The Pornloser

scorevideos.nospamplease@nospam.pornlivenews.com — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:30:00 +0000

Andi is very sexy and attractive. How she wound up answering the Porn Loser's ad for XXX starlets is something we'll never know or give a crap about, honestly. But we did enjoy this idiot's porn audition with her, oddly enough. It was her we liked seeing, not him. It's sorta like seeing a guy trip and fall down in the street. You have to look. So what does the Loser do when this sexy girl, who's ready to do anything he says, awaits his orders? What does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives. He asks, "What are you going to do if they find out?" The worst thing he could ask her. That's as bad as asking what she's going to do if she gets pregnant from his cum. Then he asks her if she's nervous, because he is nervous himself. Like we said, he's a fucking moron. Andi is so attractive, we'd have made a bunch of videos with her. She's girlfriend material.

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Lexi Meets The Porn Loser

scorevideos.nospamplease@nospam.pornlivenews.com — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:30:00 +0000

Fact is, the girls the Porn Loser hires for his crappy videos are, for the most part, quite sexy with nice bodies. Some of them are very pretty. They tend to be amateur, Naughty Neighbors magazine-type girls. Slim, trim with little titties, firm butts and shaved pussies. Yes, very nice, as Borat might say. We'd certainly consider shooting them for NN had they cum our way. But, like we've pointed out, the fucking Loser got them first and soiled them with his custard-like jizz, which is usually past its expiration date. As one of the TSG staffers says, "The truth is that when the Loser sent us his tapes, our first instinct was to send them right back. But then we realized that in a world in which production values are often too slick, image has become everything and the word "amateur" has lost all meaning, what the Loser had produced was real, amateur porn that's clearly not the work of a professional. Amateur porn that feels like the real thing. Because it is. So we created Pornloser.com as well as released several DVDs. ?Porn Loser is like the Ed Wood of the porn world and this series is like his own Plan 9 From Outer Space.

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Heather Anne Meets The Porn Loser

scorevideos.nospamplease@nospam.pornlivenews.com — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:30:00 +0000

Porn Loser is based on the website Pornloser.com and the DVD volumes of the same name. In this opener, two TSG staffers are at an editing deck, discussing the footage created by the Porn Loser. As one of them put it: "These are the adventures--or misadventures--of a porn-stud wannabe who found out that being a porn stud and director isn't nearly as easy as it looks. He had the guts to do what few have dared to do. Porn Loser is the most amateur porn ever filmed--porn so bad, it's good. The camera shakes. Sometimes the angles aren't quite right. The lighting? Not professional at all. However, the chicks he fucks are hot as hell, little fuck dolls who'll do anything to achieve stardom." Heather Anne is the first girl to get the Loser treatment in this first episode. This dude is a real schlub. But he does have the satisfaction of saying that he soiled hot girls with his rancid semen. At least he didn't quit his day job, which was mopping the cum off the floor at a peepshow theater in Los Angeles. He wanted his face blurred so people can't recognize him and egg his car. Visit the PornLoser.com site and take a look around when you're done with this episode.

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Water Boobies

scorevideos.nospamplease@nospam.pornlivenews.com — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:30:00 +0000

Rare and spectacular underwater footage of the one and only Cherry Brady is the name of the game. A special camera with a water-tight housing was needed, the kind used by scuba divers. Cherry understood exactly what we were looking to capture. We wanted the floating and bouncing of liberated tits in the water. The buoyancy of big, natural breasts in fresh water is perfectly recorded. It's a joy to watch.

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Alexis Silver, Sleeping Beauty

scorevideos.nospamplease@nospam.pornlivenews.com — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:30:00 +0000

Even when Alexis is feeling sleepy or lazy, she wants to fuck and fuck good. She'll never lay there and count the cracks in the ceiling while the dude does all the labor. "I'm quite introverted in my personal life, but on the set, I become a bit of an animal," Alexis revealed. "It's nice because there's the porno Alexis and then there's the real me. I can go back and forth between the two. I live my porno life and then I live my normal life, and I definitely need to be able to differentiate between the two, which I do. Porn is fantasy, and it's an amazing fantasy to be part of because I can come to work and live out these most outrageous fantasies and then just go home and be totally normal and do laundry. Clean up the cats' poo and stuff like that." When SCORE first photographed her in some rather staid solo pictorials a few years ago, no one predicted that she'd transform into one of the world's dirtiest and sexiest porn stars. And we're glad she did.

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Big Boob Orgy

scorevideos.nospamplease@nospam.pornlivenews.com — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:30:00 +0000

What happens when a group of porn stars spend the afternoon in one room? They go fucking wild. All of the women are good and nasty but the real dirty stand-out is Kim Chambers who just exults in taking the cock in her pussy and mouth and eating a big load of man-cream. One dude fucks Roxy Rider and Davia Ardell. Another bangs Mesha Lynn. A third hammers slinky Ashley Renee. It's non-stop fucking and blowing. It's a good thing these guys were pro studs because the average man would be pressed to keep up with these demanding porn sluts.

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Sexy Deanna Baldwin

scorevideos.nospamplease@nospam.pornlivenews.com — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:30:00 +0000

"I'm Cherokee Indian and Italian and a little bit of English," Deanna Baldwin revealed in an interview. Before Deanna decided to take advantage of her fantastic body, she was a waitress. "I used to work at Hooters. All the customers would hit on me in their own ways. Some were coy, others were direct. I enjoyed the attention and I did well. All Hooters Girls do well. Then I got first place in an Amateur Night contest at Deja Vu after I entered on a whim. I don't know...I figured I might as well share the wealth! I just kept going and started to travel to clubs in different cities. It's not well known but there's an unorganized migration of exotic dancers around America, like Gypsies. We work at a club for a few months and then move on to the next city. Some girls do this alone, others travel in twos or threes. We live in monthlies and other short-term lease apartments. What do I like best about modeling and dancing? Probably being able to make love to peoples' eyes. Other dancers are not jealous of me, I think, because I'm not really famous...I never became well-known like other girls in SCORE. In bed I love titty-fucking...that's one of my favorites...and my specialty. Guys who love tits, they love that. Some are too shy to ask for it but they all want to do it."

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Alexis Silver In Tit-Fuck Tryouts

scorevideos.nospamplease@nospam.pornlivenews.com — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 21:30:00 +0000

The Tit-Fuck Tryout team spots the impressively stacked Alexis Silver in a parking lot. Alexis gets into the Tit-Mobile with the last of the Boobologists. He declares her 100% natural after a hands-on inspection. There's no time to waste so they rush back to headquarters. The Boobologist immediately helps Alexis out of her top and sucks her nipples. She wastes no time stiffening his Johnson with her English lips. Alexis gets on her back for her tit-fucking. Alexis alternates between sucking the head of the cock and squeezing it between her melons, buffing and rubbing the pole with her jugs. They switch between tit-fucking and pussy-fucking. Alexis hits her stride when she takes the tits-on-top position and boob-buffs his shaft. Alexis gets on her hands and knees for a shag from behind, and takes him in her tight British pussy. He busts his nut all over Alexis. All the girls were great but there can be only one. She also earned extra points for cheerfully licking up the nut off her boobs. It was a close race but Alexis is ultimately chosen as the winner of the Tit-Fuck Tryouts. Will there ever be a rematch?

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